
October 26, 2001: Open Lines - Out of the Box Thinking About Terrorism
Among the more creative suggestions, one caller proposes using CGI technology to fabricate a convincing video of bin Laden ordering his followers to lay down their arms, which would force the real bin Laden to break cover. Another suggests projecting holographic images of Allah in the Afghan sky to lure Taliban fighters to a specific location. A caller from Houston advocates convening a summit of the world's top religious leaders to address the root causes of the conflict, an idea Art calls the first truly outstanding suggestion of the night.
Other proposals include genetic targeting using DNA from bin Laden's children, defoliating Afghanistan's opium fields to cut off funding, and making the country uninhabitable to flush out combatants. Art maintains a mostly non-judgmental stance throughout, though he admits his own instinct leans toward direct military retribution.
Key Moments
Caller's worldwide vote to nuke them all: Mark from Suffern, New York opens the lines arguing for a global referendum to nuke every country suspected of terrorism, women, children, dogs and cats included; Art presses him to define exactly what "nuke them all" means.
Peaceful Solution counter-argument: A caller from Abilene pushes back on the nuke-them-all idea by pitching the Peaceful Solution Education Program and asking whether lowering ourselves to the terrorists' level makes us any better than them; Art challenges him on justice for 5,000 dead.
Use HAARP to find caves: Eric in Denver suggests using HAARP to map underground caves and bunkers, possibly even to disrupt the thinking of fighters or collapse the caves with sonic vibration; Art segues into the prospect of urban guerrilla warfare in Afghanistan.
Wag the Dog: a fake bin Laden surrender: A caller proposes a Wag the Dog operation, hijack Al Jazeera's transmitters and broadcast a Hollywood-built bin Laden double telling fighters to lay down their arms; Art riffs that it would force the real bin Laden out into the open.
Spike the food and water with LSD: A caller proposes dosing the Taliban food and water supply with military-grade LSD on a continual basis to collapse the regime; Art plays it back as "collateral hallucinogenic damage" and admits LSD has profound effects.
