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From the High Desert

A Cultural History of Art Bell

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February 2, 1999: Hide Your Assets, Detective Work - Ed Pankau

Feb 2, 1999
3h 14m
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Art Bell is joined by private investigator Ed Pankau, author of the forthcoming book "Hide Your Assets and Disappear," who draws on decades of experience tracking fugitives to explain how someone could vanish and start over. Pankau, ranked among the nation's top ten private investigators, reveals that only about one in four or five people who attempt to disappear actually succeed long-term.

The conversation covers practical realities of modern surveillance, from credit bureau tracking to airline records and electronic communications monitoring. Pankau explains that countries like Belize and Honduras welcome Americans with modest savings, offering citizenship and passports for deposits as low as fifty thousand dollars. He notes that retirees living on Social Security can stretch their income significantly in such locations, enjoying a better quality of life at half the cost.

Art and Pankau discuss the fine line between privacy and criminality, the role of technology in modern investigation, and how the Unabomber evaded capture for years by living completely off the grid. Pankau emphasizes the cardinal rule of disappearing: three can keep a secret if two of them are dead, meaning anyone who brings others along dramatically increases their chances of being found.

Key Moments

  1. Russians plan to mirror sunlight onto Earth: Bell reads from the wire: cosmonauts on Mir are about to unfurl a 25-meter mirror called Banner to bounce sunlight back onto Europe and North America, a prototype for larger mirrors meant to illuminate sun-starved cities.

  2. Smallpox tops the bioterror list: Bell relays an NBC News scoop: the CDC has placed smallpox at the top of its list of potential biological agents of mass destruction, with US intelligence citing Russian reports of North Korean weaponization research and noting the US no longer has a vaccine.

  3. Privacy went overboard: Pankau tells Bell why he switched sides - after a career invading privacy on behalf of clients, a cruise-ship teaching gig in the Caymans convinced him personal privacy in America had been eroded too far and that ordinary people now needed help disappearing.

  4. Three can keep a secret if two of them are dead: Pankau's core advice for would-be vanishers: travel and pay alone, never bring family, and remember the magic words - three can keep a secret if two of them are dead. Bringing anyone along quadruples the chance of being caught.